Birthday is coming up. Asked my mom for a cake made of #PureMozzarella cheese. She looked at me weird #MyBirthday #MyRules
Pure cheese brings me to my knees. #PureMozzarella
When I eat a piece of #PureMozzarella I feel for people eating pizza cheese. #SadPerry #TimeForChange
My food pyramid is a triangular piece of cheese made with #PureMozzarella
Achieving greatness one piece of #PureMozzarella at a time #LittleCaesar #GettingIt
Why do other national chains use “pizza cheese”? It’s not like there’s a #PureMozzarella shortage! #OnlyAt #LittleCaesar
I’m a fan of real queso. That’s why I chose to work at Little Caesars #Duh #PureMozzarella
I always left #PureMozzarella for Santa Claus. That explains why I always got what I asked for #NoOtherExplanation
How do you improve #PureMozzarella? #ImpossibleThings
#PureMozzarella is great cheese.